Thursday, December 17, 2009

Boner Time

Redskin fans everywhere are making the commute to work, and giving that 9a.m. presentation with the ever embarrassing, yet simply gratifying- morningwood.

It appears the midget owner had to make sure the overrated pillsbury doughboy, Mike Holmgren- who has not accomplished anything without a #4 at the helm, saw him over the steering wheel of Redskin One, as he headed his way to out sell the Cleveland Browns.

Regardless of who the radio station owner has lined up, it is a new and exciting day in D.C.

The bug eyed one is gone. No more looking at his fingers, as he reminds us of the championships he's been a part of. No more Durant Brooks in the 6th round, when we need O-Linemen. No more interviews with Sal Paolantonio, in the tunnel at FedEx Field the night of the Philadelphia game, looking like he was at the tail end of a 3 day "snow" storm.

Good bye, Vinny- it was not nice knowing you.

Now if we can only figure out a way to hide our excitement, as the teacher has asked us to come to the front of the room, and perform the math problem in front of the class.

"(One Redskin team) - (one egotistical jock and owner sniffing asshole GM) = hope in Ashburn."

DOY-YOY-YOY-YOY-YINNNNNNGGGGGG !!!!!!!!!!!

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