Wednesday, June 16, 2010

How to Bet $100 on The US Open

Dustin Johnson $40 @ 33/1

Horses for courses is a sports betting slogan that refers to "horses" who performs better in specific venues; Albert Haynesworth at a buffet, Albert Haynesworth at a strip club, Albert Haynesworth in an "only assholes allowed" club, and Dustin Johnson at Pebble Beach. In his last 3 starts at Pebble Beach he has a win, a win, and a T-7. That's pretty good. I think we'll 'have a go' on him.

Tiger Woods $25 @ 7/1
The last time Tiger's odds were this high going into a major, he was putting golf balls on the Mike Douglas Show. The last time a U.S. Open was played at Pebble Beach, Tiger treated the course and the field like a Perkins' waitress' ass, while parked in a rented Tahoe- HE CRUSHED IT!!!! (never gets old, does it?)
Listen, I know he's been spraying it (Bevis laugh)and off the tee his balls have been going everywhere (Bevis laugh), but the value is too damn good at this price. Rumor has it that Tiger has booted sex rehab, and has a new blonde working his driver.The guy is too good to continue embarrassing himself, and this might be the week he answers his critics.

Tim Clark $20 @ 50/1
The vertically challenged South African is a great pick here. He's coming off a win at the Players Championship and he's currently ranked 2nd in driving accuracy. The little guy has made 3 straight cuts at the US Open, and posted a T-3 in 2005. We also like his nerves, if he happens to be in contention on Sunday.

David Duval $15 @ 100/1
Eleven years ago, David Duval was the number 1 player in the world. His accomplishments included a British Open, a final round 59 to win the Bob Hope Classic, and a sweet endorsement deal with Nike. Whats happened to his career since then has been Ian Baker-Finch-like. However, he has shown signs of life over the past 18 months or so. He finished T-2 at the Pebble Beach tournament 5 months ago, and a T-2 at last year's US Open at Bethpage Black.

*Betting odds courtesy of Bodog*

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