Wednesday, October 27, 2010

We Suck, Dallas Sucks, Donovan Doesn't Suck, and Charlie Sheen is Cool

Pimpin' ain't easy, and apparently neither is picking winners. After firing out of the gate at 9-2, we've had a 3 week run that flat out sucks donkey dicks.

3-8 ATS during that span, our pride is now on the same level as a former NY Governor who gets caught fucking some hot prostitute, who then has to hold a press conference to resign his governorship while standing next to his miserable wife, but whom eventually lands on his feet, scoring a show that nobody is watching, on Ted Turner's once successful network, in which he sits on a panel with a snarky, smarter than everyone in the room, bitch journalist. Did you follow that analogy?

Suggested name change for that awful, train wreck of a show: Asshole and Shit For Brains.



Dallas is horrible. And so was that pre-game promotional spot Jerry Jones did. Is this the NFL, or was Jerry Jones prepping me for the sequel of some movie I was getting ready to watch? I actually think he might be a bigger douche than Dan Snyder. I realize he was successful early on in his regime, but the last 15 years in Dallas has been a disaster- no different than what we've had in Washington. Except for now, Cowboy fan, you're 1-5 and Redskin fan is 4-3.



Donovan McNabb took entirely too much flack for a game in which his team won. So continues the attitude of a fan base, which in my estimation- besides being made up primarily of "win now" elitists, also shows signs of mild retardation.

Radio hosts, radio show callers, straight up haters- shut the fuck up, already! What do you want, Redskin Fan? Your team has already matched its win total from last year, you're "in contention" approaching the midway point of the season, and Donovan McNabb has won you games Jason Campbell would not have.

Sunday night and Monday morning, all I heard was how bad of a game McNabb played. The focus was on a line of scrimmage pick 6, which if not for a guy named DeAngelo Hall, would've been the best defensive play of the game, and a pick 6 that didn't even count. Which by the way, the clock was at double zero and the ref had blown the whistle. Are we sure Donovan McNabb hadn't given up on the play(throw) already? I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt, and saying he probably had.

Donovan McNabb is the man in Washington right now. In fact, he and Shanahan are the men who have incorporated real change in Washington, unlike that big eared nerd who throws a baseball like a girl, who also happens to live in the White House.

The Redskins could be 5-3 going into their bye week, people. Things are looking much brighter than they have in recent years. Take a chill pill, get the fuck off Donovan and Shanny's backs, and let's go kick Detroit's ass.



Charlie Sheen is cool. The dude gets paid an astronomical amount of money ($1.8 mil/per episode, allegedly) to play a millionaire gigolo, who goes through life throwing back cocktails and crushing ass. Which essentially, it seems, is what Charlie Sheen gets to do in his real life.

"Two and A Half Men" is one of the greatest shows in the history of comedy television. Please enjoy one of the Sportsyack's all time favorite scenes from that show.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6EqAV9Visk




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