Wednesday, March 9, 2011
The Miami in Heat
Crying? No, we're not talking about the reaction of one of the ladies on the LPGA Tour, whose just lost the Women's US Open in a playoff, after missing a 3 foot par putt. Nor are we talking about members of the U Conn Women's basketball team, following Stanford snapping their 90 game unbeaten streak. We're talking about the Miami (in) Heat- grown men, who according to short timer and Abercrombie and Fitch catalog boy Eric Spoelstra, is what these pussies were doing following their loss on Sunday to the Bulls.
Crying? All joking aside about their masculinity, or lack there of, but for Christ's sake, this was a regular season loss in early March, not Game 7 of the Championship finals, you yogurt slappers!
What's next, The Big 3 syncing up their menstrual cycles?...Showing up for post game pressers in dresses and Kentucky Derby Day hats?
The only way this could get any better, following all the offseason hoopla of "The Decision" and that circus The Big 3 put on in front of their adoring fans upon Lebron and Chris Bosh's arrival, is if Bosh starts corn holing Lebron's mom, ala Delonte West (allegedly).
Somebody within that organization better start fucking something up soon, whether its crushing G-L-O-R-I-A or just putting a boot in someone's ass, because this motley crew is going nowhere fast. Five straight losses, 6 of their last 7, and they're not beating anybody.
The in Heat are 15-19 vs. teams with winning records, and are a dreadful 0-6 vs. the 2 teams (Boston and Chicago) ahead of them in the Eastern Conference. And the body language and commentary coming out of these guys is beyond panic button stage.
Following last week's 24 point lead meltdown loss to the Magic, the sulking and hanging heads spoke volumes. And then theres Bosh's comments following last night's loss to Portland, in which Bosh's line read 7 points, 4 rebounds, 0 assists.
"A closed mouth don't get fed."
Discontent, words of a mutinist, or both?
Karma is a bitch, South Beach. The assumption that you ass clowns were going to rattle off 5, 6, maybe 7 championships is laughable. And maybe in due time you'll win one or three, but not this year. Pat Riley and his slick backed mop can't even save your season.
And when the Knicks beat your pompous asses in round 1 of this year's playoffs, me and Judge Patrick will be slapping high fives with Spike Lee from here to Brooklyn.
"So its Wade's house, LeBron's kingdom, and Bosh's pit, baby!"
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Chris Bosh quote according to Jason Whitlock's column, 3-9-11.
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