Friday, December 16, 2011

NFL Week 15: The Train Keeps A-Rollin'

Hello, reader(s). The Yack is on an epic tear this season. 31-14-3 ATS is disgustingly awesome. 7-1 ATS the last two weeks, is like having one of those 4 hour boners that the commercials talk about. Guys like Hammering Hank wish they had half the prognostication skills that we do. That bloated ass hat Chris "Swami" Berman only wishes he had our numbers. Enough of the self love, thank you very much, its on with the continued winning...


Dallas(-7) at Tampa
The Cowboys have been a bettor's nightmare. They've failed to cover 4 straight, and 6 of their last 7. And Sunday night's 12 point lead with 5:41 to go meltdown, was one for the ages. Here is where Cowboy fan gets his nut.

Let me throw out some other numbers: 41, 38, 23, 35, 37, 27, which would be the points the Bucs have allowed over their last 6 games. That's a smooth 33.5 points per game their stellar defense is giving up. Not to mention their current 7 game losing streak. Tony Romo will dissect the league's 29th ranked defense, and Jason Garrett and Rob Ryan will have their shit together. Dallas rolls.


Tennessee(-7) at Indy
Whats this you might ask: the Yack throwing down on another favorite, who happens to be the road team, who also happens to be laying a 7 piece? Bottomline with three to go, the Titans are in a dogfight to secure a wildcard spot, and the Colts need to keep losing to secure Andrew Luck.

Chris Johnson has run for 150 yards or more in 2 of his last 3 games. The Colts are 30th in the league in run defense. The Titans are 5-0 ATS this year versus a team with a losing record, and they're 4-0 ATS playing on fake grass. The 2008 Detroit Lions are counting down the days until the 2011 Indianapolis Colts join them in infamy. Can you say boat race Sunday? Titans big.


New England at Denver(+9)
How many times do we have to tell you? New England's defense sucking fucks! DFL in the league, and yet betting public guy continues to get down on Brady and Belichick. This line is absurd.

Listen people. Don't get all caught up in the lure of Tom Brady and Bill Belichick, or Bomani Jones and Stephen A. Smith's non stop preaching of how Tim Tebow's unconventional ways suck. The proof is in the pudding. Tebow is 7-1 as a starter this year, regardless of how he's winning, and the Patriots are a one trick pony. Not to mention New England is 0-4 ATS in their last 4 as favorites of 6 points or more, and they're on the dreaded backside of back to back roadies. Tebow Time. Broncos



A study came out this week indicating that marriages in the US were at an all time low. Which means more people are missing out on the beauty of communication between a man and a woman, which keeps a marriage nice and strong. Its all yours, Jack




Last Week 4-0 ATS
YTD ATS 31-14-3 ATS

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