Tuesday, November 26, 2013

An NFL Turkey Day ATS Winner

Two Rings, 63.2 career Comp. %, 92.6 Passer Rating,
and just 38 yards
shy of 33,000 passing yards. #Winner
Pittsburgh (+3) at Baltimore
Big H.A.T. Nation has had less reasons to bury their frustration away in shitty beer, fatty foods, and menthol cigarettes, in between beating the shit out of their wife and kids, as the team with the worst throw back u-neez in all of football have been balling lately. They're 3-0 SU and ATS over their last 3 contests, and the Steelers are getting much better play by both Big Ben and the Steel Curtain.

The Steelers' quarterback- who patented the pick up line, "Can you send someone up to my room to fix my TV?... Preferably a woman."- has been practically flawless during this stretch, throwing 7 TDs to just 1 pickle. And defensively, the Steel Curtain has forced 8 turnovers during that same 3 game span.

The number 3, what does that mean to you? Dale Earnhardt? Dale Murphy? The number of total owners of the Washington Redskins (Dan Snyder, RG3, and RG2)? How about the point differential between these two teams over their last 4 head to head meetings? And how about its the point differential between these two teams in 8 of their last 10 head to heads. Pretty amazing, actually.

Remember when Ray Rice and Baltimore's running game was Top 10? Actually, they were 11th and 10th respectively over the last two years. This year is a different story. They've only rushed for over 100 yards once in their last 6 games, and their 2013 tally thus far is a pitiful 27th in the league overall. Someone get Cam Cameron on the phone. #JustSaying

Joe Flacco and Joe Flacco alone cannot beat Pittsburgh. Especially a Pittsburgh team that is on a mini-surge right now. And the fact is, Baltimore is just an average team this year whose lost 4 of their last 6 SU. Also a fact, Pittsburgh has covered 4 of their last 5 played in Charm City. Celebratory chicken pot pies, Iron City Beer, and blumpkins (if you're lucky, guys) in Steeler fan households everywhere tonight. 24-20 Steelers. 



*The remaining Week 13 card will be posted by Sunday morning* Pitts/Balt line as of Thursday morning, LVH Sports Book*



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